he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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