Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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