i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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