When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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