Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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