Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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