You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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