so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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