my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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