Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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