butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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