After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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