I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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