at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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