But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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