"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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