...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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