Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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