used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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