literally had 100 drinks last night.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize
