You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Mom said you looked used
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Randomize
