It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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