It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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