I'm lost and stupid without you.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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