This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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