i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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