Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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