Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I believe in your delicious
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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