I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Randomize
