You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
