oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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