last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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