Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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