I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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