He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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