Sry I called you an 8
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Michael Bay diarrhea
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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