i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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