so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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