apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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