Little spoons don't ask big questions
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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