I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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