I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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