Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
apparently the secret to your success is patron
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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