just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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