I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
The convent might be a nice break from real life
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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