are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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