This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Randomize
