quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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