it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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