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dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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