I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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