dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
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yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
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