So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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