Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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