I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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