My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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