Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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